Vote for This Man, Get a Free Pony

Vermin Supreme and the clip below are real, and he’s campaigning to run for President. This is Supreme’s third time in the New Hampshire primary, his second as a Democrat. I can’t take this man seriously, I just can’t put my finger on why..

From HuffPost: “Yes, he’s running for president; yes, he’s real; and yes, he wants to give you a pony. Dental puns and glitter-bombs were flying at this year’s Lesser-Known Democratic Candidates Presidential Forum, held in New Hampshire on Dec. 19, 2011.”

From Vermin himself: “I stand for three major things: mandatory tooth-brushing, number one, time travel research, number two, and zombie preparedness, number three.”


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