Well, at least Rebecca Black’s Friday gives us Dimitri. Related.
Real translation, which is actually pretty funny too:
I’ve been here before many times, and everything was much better, but this time it’s not great. First, there are few people, the music is not too good.
Reporter: And what genre is this?
Huh?
Reporter: What genre is this?
Genre? What genre?
Reporter: What kind of music is playing today?
[Answers through an interpretive dance]
(Via: Reddit)